It’s like when Shannen Doherty was replaced with Rose McGowan on Charmed. I don’t yet know what to make of Monica, who seems to be the show’s attempt to simply recast the role of Jen Shah. Just Angie, it’s cleaner.” Plus, the qualifier is now moot with the superior Angie (Angie Harrington) no longer in the mix. A style note here: Angie has not only been promoted to a full-time Housewife this season but she’s also been upgraded from “Angie K” to simply “Angie.” To paraphrase Justin Timberlake in The Social Network, “Drop the K. Meanwhile, in what looks like a cast meeting of a regional production of The Cher Show, Angie and Lisa get lunch with newbie Monica. While wearing a fur blazer that looks like they made a zoot suit out of the Country Bears, she tells us that she hasn’t spoken to Jen since she went to prison. In addition to supplying lines like these, it seems that Mary is also on the payroll to ask the women about Jen, which Meredith brushes off. Whenever I do spicy, it comes out the other end spicy.” So we’re gonna have to figure that one out.” “I haven’t had a chance.” For example, in her first scene back alone, Mary says the following: Now, she can breeze in and out, delivering eccentric lines that continuously challenge the bounds of the spoken word. Mary’s back on the show in a Friend role this year, which might prove to be the perfect fit for her given that she’s always existed on a different plane of reality. Cosby, who meets up with Meredith (her sole connection to the cast) for lunch. I mean, the only thing she left out was my children!” she says, deadly serious - incredible television.Īnd the good times keep coming because after a season away from the cameras, we finally get the grand return of Mary M. But it’s Meredith, so of course, this is real rage! “You don’t go after my marriage. Meredith recites the article to Heather, slipping into an airy Betty Boop impression to read Whitney’s quotes, and Heather can’t tell if she’s joking or really mad. Why? Because Whitney did an interview where she made fun of Meredith and Seth taking a bath together, calling it creepy and bacteria-filled. It’s at these new digs that she tells Meredith all about her meeting with Whitney to try and mend things, which she describes as vague but positive.īut Heather might have chosen the wrong person to share this good news with because it turns out that Meredith herself is furious at Whitney. Heather also opened a second Beauty Lab location and bought a brand new house three blocks away from her old one. Speaking of Bad Mormon, the memoir made the New York Times bestsellers list. It’s the kind of storyline that we can only get on RHOSLC, which is clearly sticking to its religious roots, and after reading about Heather’s own mission trip in Bad Mormon, I can’t wait to see what she makes of this news. All of this has an emotional Lisa questioning her parenting. This news rocked Lisa, not only because she’s saying good-bye to her son and Fresh Wolf business partner for two years, but because he kept it a secret from his parents, who he says are “different” than him. You might remember his declaration of “Fudge college” last season, which isn’t Willy Wonka’s alma mater, but rather a sanitized “Fuck college.” That sentiment still stands, with Jack deciding to instead go on a Mormon mission trip. She readies a space for a party in 30 minutes flat, dishing out orders like “86 those chairs” and “bring the house lighting down about 20 percent.”įrom there, she hops in the car with her husband, John, still juggling Sundance calls while discussing their son Jack’s post-graduation plans. It’s Sundance season, which means Lisa Barlow, the self-proclaimed Queen of Sundance, is as busy as ever. We cut to a dramatic montage teasing what’s to come, set to voiceovers of the cast reciting scriptures as they dramatically walk by the Salt Lake City Lululemon before finally flashing back to four months earlier when our season begins. “I cannot believe it’s her … how could she do this to us?” she says. We’re teased with a distraught, trembling, and apparently betrayed Heather on the phone, pushing the camera crew away. The premiere opens like a Jason Bourne thriller, with a title card reading “Bermuda, May 10, 2023,” and the camera crew scrambling to capture a hot mic moment. This new season has no choice but to turn a new leaf, and we finally see how and if they do it. And when it comes to those four women, the audience has made it abundantly clear that they’re sick of the never-ending Whitney vs. Since we last saw them, Jen Shah went to prison, leaving just four returning housewives standing. The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, both the women and show, have had to navigate difficult, dare I say icy, terrain. Tom will join the comments section to host an hour-long chat immediately after the episode airs.
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